Head Minus Body Found on Splintered Rock
By Woodrow Wilson Smith
Cortex News Service
The edge of the Splintered Rock desert was graced today by a grisly sight. The head of Charles Thomas Flux a long time resident of the Rock was found on a pole just beyond the edge of the Tarmac. His body as yet has not been located. "We will get to the bottom of this attrocity, you mark my words," Constable Vooper was ademate in his resitation of what will happen to those involve in this devistating occurance.
As of this posting, no body has been found. Locals say that it is traditional to strip it of all water and feed the rest to the worms.
May what ever Gods he worshiped find peace for his soul.







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